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Even a prison naming would be too good for him. A urinal in a Jersey Turnpike rest area would be better suited.

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All donald should get named after him is the prison book cart named his presidential library.

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I also read (on X?) that if you’re gonna rename Dulles, then call it Dwight Eisenhower International, or DEI.

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Good for a chuckle, but he’d probably take that as an honor. I’m looking forward to the day I won’t see his name or his face on anything.

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I’d like to put his name on a line of garbage trump dump trucks, TRUMP DUMP in gold letters, and his face inside the garbage truck so everyone a receptacle is dumped, he gets it in the face!

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I have traveled from Washington state to entry to Mexico from California & Texas to Key West to Canada from Maine & Minnesota and across our country, east to west via Interstates I-70, I-80, I-90, I-10, and I-40. North to south via I-5, I-25, I-35, I-65, I-75, I-85 and I-95.

Donnie should have every designated Superfund cleanup site NOT CLEANED UP along these highways proudly display his name. In tarnished bronze.

No better places than sites promised to be cleaned but never completed. Like, “Infrastructure Week.” Always promised, never delivered.

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I vote for naming a hospital for the criminally insane after him. My grandpa worked at one in the ‘40s, the Lima State Hospital for the Criminally Insane ( or the Bug House, as he called it.)

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Your followers should count in the MILLIONS

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Unfortunately, while I appreciate the humor of the Democratic suggestion, The Donald would be delighted to have either. He would see either as an honor - the one because of its proximity to Washington, and the other because he would undoubtedly claim that his name should be on a place used to imprison all those awful criminals creeping across our borders and because he (and his myrmidons) would see it as the perfect place for all the political enemies he plans to put there.

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Thanks, Mary.

Donald is very deserving of this (dis) honor.

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Terrorists end up in Guantanamo as they should. Don’t rename it, just keep Trump there. Nothing is too good for the Donald.

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Just became a subscriber. Thank you for all you are doing to try to protect our country from that maniac, Mary 💖🙏💖

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LOL!

Thank you Mary for my first laugh of the day. Have a wonderful weekend.👋🏽

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It also occurred to me that we really don't want to see that name anywhere, so how about CELL BLOCK 45

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Republicans are serious about renaming Dulles International Airport in Washington, DC after 45. Do they really think he's deserving of the honor? Democrats had a few options, among them, renaming another public landmark after Ethel and Julius Rosenberg or what they did propose, the penitentiary in Miami renamed to honor 45. While I'm not an advocate of wasting taxpayer money on such petty foolishness, we do have a sense of humor and, the parallel is warranted.

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Except for the John Foster Dulles shout out, good post. JFD and his brother, Allen, were Cold War religious fanatics, and in a perfect world, would have been considered war criminals. Either one could appropriately have had prisons named for them.

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