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While everyone I know is counting down the days until Donald ends up IN a prison, today we got news his name could soon be ON one.
Democrats get under Donald’s skin and send a message to his cult following in Congress
Per NBC News, in response to a group of Republicans proposing an absolutely ridiculous bill to rename Washington Dulles International Airport after Donald, three Democratic congressmen have introduced legislation to rename a federal prison after him instead.
The bill is offered by Gerry Connolly of Virginia, Jared Moskowitz of Florida, and John Garamendi of California.
If the bill passes, the Miami Federal Correctional Institution in Florida would be renamed the “Donald J. Trump Federal Correctional Institution.”
Gerry Connolly, in his statement, held nothing back
“When our Republican colleagues introduced their bill to rename Dulles after Donald Trump, I said the more fitting option would be to rename a federal prison,” Connolly said. “I hope our Republican friends will join us in bestowing upon Donald J. Trump the only honor he truly deserves.”
Jared Moskowitz was equally bold:
“Everyone knows President Trump loves to write his name in gold letters on all his buildings,” Moskowitz said. “But he’s never had his name on a federal building before and as a public servant I just want to help the former president. Help us make that dream a reality.”
It really is a cult, isn’t it?
Of course the Republican bill to name an airport after a man with over 88 criminal charges is absurd. Not to mention the airport is already named after a significant figure, former Secretary of State John Foster Dulles, who (unlike Donald) was well-respected.
Personally, I think it’s a distraction and Congress has more pressing issues to worry about (like keeping the federal government’s lights on) — but I must admit, sometimes the best way to show Republicans just how ridiculous they are is to hold up a mirror.
Thank you Reps. Connolly, Moskowitz, and Garamendi for doing just that.
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Even a prison naming would be too good for him. A urinal in a Jersey Turnpike rest area would be better suited.
All donald should get named after him is the prison book cart named his presidential library.